Friday After Next (2002)
Actors:
Terry Crews (actor),
Ice Cube (actor),
Don 'D.C.' Curry (actor),
Mike Epps (actor),
Mike Epps (actor),
Jovun Fox (actor),
'Kmac' Kelly Garmon (actor),
Reggie Gaskins (actor),
John Gipson (actor),
Darryl Graves (actor),
Marc John Jefferies (actor),
Maz Jobrani (actor),
The Bishop Don Magic Juan (actor),
Lendell 'Kebo' Keeble (actor),
Gerry Bednob (actor),
Plot: Craig and Day Day have finally moved out of their parents houses and into their own crib. The cousins work nights at a local mall as security guards. When their house is robbed on Christmas Eve they team up to track him down.
Keywords: abuse-of-power, actor-playing-multiple-roles, alcohol-in-brown-paper-bag, animated-credits, apartment, attempted-rape, bare-chested-male, beating, bitten-on-the-butt, blood
Genres:
Comedy,
Drama,
Taglines: When Last Friday Was Just Another Day. Xmas in the hood! The party's back in the 'hood!
Quotes:
Craig Jones: He looked like Bobby Brown in a goddamn Santa Claus suit.
Day-Day: All I want is two fat bitches that smell like cheeeseburgers so Chico can lick on'em, and a two year supply of rolling paper.
Day-Day: It ain't ya booty, it's ya beauty.
Money Mike: Hold up, wait a minute, let me put some pimpin' in it.
Craig Jones: Ho-ho, Motherfucker!
Santa Claus: Gimme that watch!::[Elroy's Rolex]::Uncle Elroy: Oh, no. Not the Roley!::Santa Claus: Now it's a Stoley. Gimme the watch! Looking like a Mississippi pimp. Bitch better have my sweet potatoes. Ho, ho, ho, Top Flight Security. Merry christmas motherfucker!
Craig Jones: I convince Donna's fine ass to come back to the party. I got her in my room, slid the dresser behind the door, and got myself a early Christmas present. [door closes] *You know*!
Craig Jones: [beaten up Moly walks in Barbeque restaurant] Daaaamn!::Day-Day: [imitating Moly] Someone call 9-1-1::Mr. Jones: Moly... you got knocked the fuck out!::Moly: Oh, good observation, buddy. [looks to Craig and Day-Day] Where were you buddies, huh?::Craig Jones: We was on our lunch break.::Day-Day: Trying to get something to eat, so we can secure this nasty-ass lot.::Moly: Good, good, good... you were eating while I was getting beating.::Day-Day: Looks like somebody beat the bricks off your motherfucking ass.::Moly: You are supposed to be a security guard, buddy, no?::Day-Day: [pretending to be olivious] We are security, ain't that a bitch?::Craig Jones: We are security guards.
Money Mike: [Damon splashes water on Money Mike] Did you pee on me?::Damon: Wake yo' bitch-ass up, lucky charms. I like my fish wet and squirmy.::Money Mike: I thought I was dreaming. You almost drowned me, nigga.::Damon: Oh, you're dreaming. This is a wet dream.
Damon: Craig and Day-Day.::Day-Day: Ohh...::Damon: Just the niggas I need to see.::Craig Jones: Yo, yo... what's up O.G. Triple O.G... O.G. triple... triple O.G.?::Day-Day: You got out last night?::Damon: I haven't seen ya'll in about 12 years, nigga.::Day-Day: I know, I was little...::Damon: You're grown up now, though. Give a nigga a hug, dog.::Day-Day: I'm about to go...::[Craig grabs Day-Day and runs him into Damon]::Damon: [Damnon grabs Day-Day] Yeah, man. It's cool, dog. It's cool. Come here. Yeah, right there.::Damon: [Damon looks at Craig] Group hug, nigga!::Day-Day: Come on, Craig!::[Craig walks to Damon]::Craig Jones: What's up, dog.::Damon: What's up, nigga.::Damon: It's good to be home. 'Cause in prison dog, hey... ain't nothing but the fellas, nigga.::Day-Day: I heard.